Oči gladne

Posebno kad učim, ali i kad sam besposlena, meni se otvori… apetit. I onda mi svaaaašta pada na pamet, imam osjećaj da bih bila spremna kuhati sve što zamislim i da bi to bilo izvrsno, mada je sve to produkt gladnog stomaka. Realnost je malo drugačija; obično mi bude mrsko ići kupovati sve namirnice, pa jedem šta imam u stanu, a to je skoro uvijek isto – makarone, sir, tunjevina, piletina, riža, slatki kukuruz, makarone, sir, tunjevina, piletina, riža, slatki kukuruz… ponekad kajmak i pašteta. I jaja i mlijeko, toga uvijek moram imati, to su mi dvije osnovne namirnice pored […]

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Rachel: Ah, that's funny! You're a funny guy, Chandler! You know what else is funny? Chandler: (hesitantly) Something else I might have said? Chandler: Couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Because I think, actually, mine's growing back. Monica: Go up to her and ask her out. What's the worst that could happen? Chandler: I could die.